Has Anyone Seen My Last Boyfriend?
Hi everyone. I’ve decided I want to get back together with my last boyfriend. We once took sexy pictures of each other, and here’s the one I took of him.
I just really love him. Who cares about him urinating on my couch or head-butting me when he gets angry? We had a connection. If you see him, please tell him to call me.
May 2, 2008 at 7:22 pm
You have impeccable taste in pectorals, my dear.
May 2, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Thank you Ian. Let me know if you see him. Her. Him. Her.
May 2, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I thought that after working in New York City with Paramedics for a little over a year that I’d seen it all. I guess I was wrong.
Thomas
May 2, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Fuckin’ a - if you’re looking for someone to piss on your couch let me know. I’m pretty fucking good at it.
May 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Thank God someone knows who this is.
He’s been baying at the FN moon every night outside our window….
May 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
He’s hot, AB. I can see why you’re trying to reconnect.
May 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Ahh…this explains the Great Self-Tanner Shortage of ‘06.
May 2, 2008 at 10:44 pm
It is Hott!!
May 3, 2008 at 1:24 am
that is just filthy.
May 3, 2008 at 2:48 am
when i finish masterbating, i’ll comment on this.
May 3, 2008 at 6:20 am
I think the graffiti on the wall is the best part of this photo…
May 3, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Him? Yeah, ugliest…woman…ever.
May 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm
that’s hilarious AND amazing.
May 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Dude, you’re so fucking weird. I love it!
May 3, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I’ve always wondered why they bother with the fake nails? Seems to me they should put on a glittery fake penis. I mean, shit, you might as well.
May 4, 2008 at 12:18 am
Bad hair day.
May 4, 2008 at 1:12 am
Oh, I couldn’t makeup what that is!!
my goodness…
That gives me a good reason to stay away from excercise..
May 4, 2008 at 11:07 am
I love how this post is now being featured in the Health section on the WordPress main page. Better living through steroids?
May 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm
You were dating an alien maybe? That scared the bee-jeezus outa me, woman!!
May 4, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Those are some sexy acrylic nails…who’s his manicurist?
PS: because of his relatively large nipples, I’ll feel jealous when I look in the mirror…*sigh*…..
May 5, 2008 at 4:20 am
Jeezus!! And I thought I was ripped when I put my hand to some bodybuilding! Where are her, his, her nipples??
May 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Holy fucking balls. That is the worst picture I have ever seen in all of my days.
Your boyfriend is one scary motherfucker.
May 6, 2008 at 3:38 am
the nipples on that thing are about as huge as my eye balls. 8(
May 6, 2008 at 3:39 am
i arm wrestled him at a Hooters in Myrtle Beach last Thursady at Bike Night. If I see him, I’ll let him know.
May 7, 2008 at 6:01 am
The angry love child of Ronald McDonald and the Wendy’s girl. If they made it in the deep fryer.
May 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
whoa. Is that a Minotaur?
May 7, 2008 at 6:51 pm
That is probably the most visually disturbing image I have ever seen.
May 9, 2008 at 9:37 pm
is it Man, is it Woman? is it black? is it white? oh GOD! So many questions…… i have to go lie down now.
oh, good luck getting back with him…er…that.