Team Of The Week (2/4)

1. New Book Releases!!

I watched the superbowl yesterday, and I’m pretty sure I saw the Giants win, but this book is all about the Patriots’ perfect 19-0 season, and it’s available on Amazon.  I’m really interested in reading it because I know I had quite a few beers, but still . . . I could have sworn I saw the Giants win.  In any case, it looks like a great read. 

2. Rat-Hot Panties

  

Apparently women’s underwear with rats on them is all the rage in Malasia.  To prepare for the Year of the Rat, Chinese tang in Malasia are scooping up rat and mouse panties like crazy.  You’re supposed to wear them for good luck in the new year.  I just like saying “rat-hot panties.”

3. All You Blue-Eyed People Are Related . . . To This Guy

 

Ok, maybe not that guy, but this article says you’re all related to a single dude.  How does that make you feel blue-eyed people??  I always wanted to have blue eyes, but now that I know you’re all related to each other, I’m not gonna lie - I feel kind of weird about it.**  It puts a new spin on the Crystle Gayle classic ”Don’t you make my brown eyes blue.” 

** I’m also not in your family, so if any of you are attractive and want to get to know me and my brown eyes better, just let me know.

4. Blow-Up Doll Owner’s Rights

A guy in Romania fought for his right to be reimbursed when his blow-up doll stopped moaning.  The man from Transylvania also insisted that his blow-up doll deflated much too quickly when he tried to pleasure it.  He’s like the Martin Luther King of pervy men, standing up for sex toy users everywhere, and I applaud him.  He won his case, and the sex shop awarded him a new doll with a sexier moan and stronger plastic thighs.

5.  License Plate Fever

 

This is a highly strange story.  People in the United Arab Emirates, a small Persian Gulf nation, are nuts for vanity license plates with single numbers.  The number 5 sold for about 7 million US dollars, and the number 1 is expected to break the record for the most expensive license plate in the world.  The country is auctioning off the single #1 to the highest bidder next week.   This odd little Middle Eastern nation also boats having the largest indoor snow park in the world.